She killed a newborn child. But let's worry about her fee-fees.

It’s delicious. I wouldn’t describe it as particularly HEALTHY, but it’s part of my ketogenic lifestyle. In which I’ve lost 15 lbs in two months and taken 10 points off both components of my blood pressure. It’s filling and curbs cravings like a brick wall. And did I mention delicious?

It’s the home of “Married At First Sight”!

Every option is a trap.

Same here. Maybe it’s because I’m Old, but my Instagram feed is mostly cool photos by my artist friends and a few braggy FB-style ones from mom friends. It's pretty mellow and I haven't seen anyone do product promotion.

Now this is just a guess, BUT if I had a pyramid scheme, I’d get a few high-profile celebs and pay them well for a few placements. Then I’d get a bunch of D-listers to hawk the memberships and make them recruiters at a certain level and watch the suckers make it rain.

Yup. Pyramid scheme.

Probable spoiler alert: daughter threw party, inebriated partygoer drowned.

THIS. People get set in their ways. My sister never married, and I can see that, even when she’s dating, she does not want to compromise. She’s been on her own for so long that she has developed very strong preferences and doesn’t want to change her lifestyle for anyone. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But…

I smoked for years and gave it up for years. I still have one, once in a while. For me, it’s nostalgic. Right now I’m a responsible adult with children, I’ve given up alcohol and sugar and carbs and I don’t do ANYthing fun anymore. When I’m alone and able to sneak a cigarette, it feels like everything falls away and…

All this talk of rhubarb is flooding my mouth with saliva.

I have a few friends who LOVE it. *shrugs*

oh dear. That made me bawl my eyes out.

I own lots of J. Crew. Purchased from Goodwill. The only way I'd be able to afford or justify it.

That is a brilliant observation. I may have to borrow that.

Oh god. I took a friend of mine who’d just had an abortion to see “The Handmaid’s Tale”. She had wanted to see it, but I should have steered us toward something else.

Schmaltz pisses me off.

I was just wondering how this differs from the Instead cup. For most of my period, I use an Instead cup, and it functions very similarly to the diaphragm I had as a younger woman. It’s deeper than a diaphragm because its purpose is different. It fits securely enough that it keeps in second-day flow. And I’d imagine if…

Just elope. If you really really feel like you missed out on 6 months of stress and fights and you have tens of thousands of dollars just burning a hole in your pocket, you can always throw a fake ceremony and a big party.

“Finding Vivian Maier” is a similar doc about photographer Vivian Maier. It’s on ShowTime now.