Totally worth going into student debt for!!! Because... Feminism?

I swear to dog, Jared always gave me “Capturing the Friedmans” vibe.

Everyone’s entitled to their opinion, and everyone’s experience is different, but I’ve had an overwhelmingly positive experience at reddit. Based on opinions expressed here, I avoided reddit.com for years.

But then again, I'd rather see children in the care of the state than resentful, frustrated parents. It's sad, no matter how you slice it, but putting kids back into homes that clearly don't want them... No Bueno.

Police are really fucking stupid if they think the car seat (and diaper bag!) fell out of a moving vehicle without the driver noticing. Car seats are gigantic and heavy. It would be like a small gas generator (and diaper bag!) falling out of the back seat of a car. The door would have to be pretty wide open, too.

Thickeners, emulsifiers, carageenan, guar gum, shit like that.

All that loss of control during pregnancy is practice for being a parent. Zero control. It's all an illusion.

That’s great and all, but our health insurance is NOT affordable. We can barely afford it. It might be okay if you’re destitute and getting assistance, but for the dwindling middle class it’s still horrifically expensive. The ACA only made it more expensive for us. We have considered divorce (although we are happily…

Eh. Be 40 with a few kids in tow. You'll be invisible.

I was pretty shocked to learn about what a piece of shit mother Shirley MacLaine was. If even half of it’s true, she is a terrible person.

It’s this weird thing and I’m not sure if it’s a function of the creative type or if it’s ambition or greed, but it seems like so many wildly successful celebs want to be even MORE. Like, they’re at the top of their field as a rock star or actor or model, but it's now not enough and they want to become a rock star or…

Maybe this is his way of ensuring that he never has to have custody of his kids.

The man is awful, but he comes out with some good ones. I have to admit he has a way with words.

Spaghetti tacos were a thing on Nickelodeon’s “iCarly”. Then my kids wanted to make them. The taco shell wasn’t made of spaghetti, though. We just put spaghetti and meatballs in the corn tortilla shell.

Ugh, my sister dated a guy like this for a decade. He would not put her first, EVER. If and when he did plan a nice night out for them, his friends were always tagging along. It was fucked up.

Not disagreeing, but plenty of men with mommy issues...

While I find his movies painfully stupid, I will say that I’ve never heard a bad word about Adam Sandler. Supposedly, he is a genuinely nice person who treats everyone well. It’s very rare to hear that. If anyone has some dirt on him being a dick, I’d like to hear it.

That’s ideal, but sometimes people are not able to take “rejection” and will pull all kinds of manipulative crap instead of saying “well, I wish we could keep this relationship going, but I respect your request for some distance.” I had a terrible experience with someone I was trying to back away from. She wanted more…

I’ve only ever ghosted acquaintances. And it’s after I’ve realized that they are way too needy and clingy and something just shuts off and the red flags go up.

YES! I was going to mention this scene, because every time I see dog poop (which is often since I live in Manhattan), I think of it! Wasn't it the kid who couldn't feel pain?