And then we woke up.

They just opened a Whole Foods in my (ritzy) neighborhood. Their store brand butter is cheaper than the other store brands, and the eggs are about the same, but better quality. They also run specials that are just as cheap as the other supermarkets. They had Bell and Evans whole chickens for $.99/lb! I am lucky enough…

Totally agree on both points.

Yup. I don't begrudge her that.

They ALWAYS do that. My MIL was in a bereavement support group (we called them "The Widows"; some terrific ladies!) and there was one widower who married a woman he met in the group ASAP. The remainder of the women are still single.

Does anyone think Betty is going to commit suicide? I do.

That's me! I've taken to shopping almost exclusively at Goodwill because I am able to buy $395 cashmere sweaters for $8. My wardrobe is full of good quality items that cost less than H&M clearance. Silk Pucci scarf for $4. I can't tell you the insane treasures I've scored for a tiny fraction...

I’m pretty certain they’re not hipster kids, but the low-income kind...

Her buttocks have gotten progressively larger and bubbly-er.

My iPhone adds the accent as an automatic autocorrect.

Me too.

Devastated.

It was Lohan.

All the people I’ve ever known who shoplifted were rich girls. We poor girls didn’t do it because we knew out parents couldn’t make bail or hire a lawyer.

She’s biracial. Does she have to choose a side?

Really? I love it. It's sexy.

I see disgusting shit all day. Didn't ruin it. I just wonder about the sanity and motivation of the person who posted this photo. That's twisted.

JELLO MOLD.

My mom is the same way. Just hang out with her. Bring something nice to eat.

They are not you.