I’ve found that when I'm eating right (salads!) and drinking enough water, my cuticles look a lot better. If I'm eating a lot of junk and not getting proper nutrition, I pick at them a lot.

As long as you don’t live in NYC you’ll be fine. Many of my divorced 40-something women friends have found love in the burbs. All my city friends are still wading through turds.

Let her go. She will be fine.

That dog photo is disgusting. Why would you post that? SMDH.

Congrats on the new human!

Dump him.

How would he know if the crowdfunding was done in your name? Why can’t she go back to her own country? How does she plan to make any money once she leaves this guy? She’s here illegally and won’t be able to do any above-board work.

*butts in* I've heard British people say this.

My inlaws do this, but the kids are still really little. How did the nieces and nephews turn out?

Welp. Where he’s going, gay sex is the only kind he’ll be able to get.

She didn't want the shame of divorce, either. Which is just damn stupid. In the real world, NO ONE CARES. Half the people I know are divorced.

Excellent.

Damn, you NAILED it. I love this piece.

HOW MAGNANIMOUS!!

Oh, you forgive me for a medical procedure that I don’t feel the least bit guilty about?

A manicure is your hands. You keep your shoes on for that. If you’re getting a pedicure (feet), you pretty much have to take off your sandals.

Eh, I’m with you. Even when I had the disposable income for these services, it made me uneasy because even 15 years ago, I KNEW these poor women were being exploited. I’m just not one of those people who enjoys the fawning and served. Someone toiling away in shitty dangerous conditions FOR MY VANITY doesn’t make me…

Sorority girls was my first thought. But I know some southern ladies and they feel very strongly about their femininity, which is highly prized down there. They would like this.

I would LOVE to hear that.

You might need a selfie stick.