It's exclusive to the wealthy because they can afford it.

Just in case he didn't inherit it...

I'll bet a hundred bucks I don't have that he's going to sue for wrongful termination.

Objectively speaking, he has an excellent reputation as a cardio thoracic surgeon. He and Dr. Roizen wrote a pretty mainstream and sensible book about general health. As I recall, it didn’t introduce any radical or controversial ideas.

That’s a good question. Maybe if the girls are religious, it would never cross their minds. Maybe some/most pregnancies are too advanced for it to be an option. Maybe the aid agencies don’t want to publicize if there have been any. I sure hope any girls who want them can have them.

She wins. The hair is a goddamned mess, but the outfit is excellent.

I just high-fived you.

Have some patients, will ya? He's still in high school.

I think it’s become the “Americanized” way to say it. I was pronouncing the following names as the French intended, until I was corrected:

Camille, Catherine, Candice, Caroline, Cynthia, Calla, Charmiane, Cora, Cassandra

She probably doesn’t. Celebs use diuretics to get rid of water bloat before an appearance like this. And to avoid the problem of having to pee while rigged into one of these outfits. If she took that outfit off, she'd need a team of people to tape her breasts into it again, and touch up the hair and makeup.

Imma stick up just a teeny bit for Crew Cuts, though. It’s one of the few places where you can get cute clothing for little girls that isn’t trashy or tacky. I can weed through Target and H&M to find nice things for my girls, but if I had a bigger budget for it, I’d shop there exclusively. I’ve never been in there and…

I love the way my kids put together their outfits. It's like having mini Little Edies. They'd look better if I dressed them, but it's entertaining and inspiring to let them come up with their ensembles.

You are a nice person.

I’m so in love with Goodwill I can’t even tell you. It would just be bragging. Suffice to say I’ve gotten things worth triple digits for single digits. My wardrobe is full of beautiful quality garments living a life of repurpose and love.

I get a buttload of J. Crew at my Goodwill. I'm wearing a $3 top as I type this. Got a pair of wool City Fit trousers for $5.

Serious question: Do you ever have enjoyable spontaneous sex, or do you both shower before any contact? I'm not even close to being a germophobe and it'll occur to me that things aren't perfectly clean but I shrug it off because I'll eat food off the floor, so... But I really wonder how people with real germ issues…

I know I’m a grownup now, because the stories of physical assault and destruction of property in retaliation for infidelity are horrifying to me. Who the fuck thinks it’s funny to break a bottle over someone’s head because they’re sharing a meal with someone else?

Most excellent.

I know a 10-year old named Barbara. I congratulated her mother on finding a name that no one else her age would have. All the many Barbara's I know are 65+