All the people I’ve ever known who shoplifted were rich girls. We poor girls didn’t do it because we knew out parents couldn’t make bail or hire a lawyer.

She’s biracial. Does she have to choose a side?

Really? I love it. It's sexy.

I see disgusting shit all day. Didn't ruin it. I just wonder about the sanity and motivation of the person who posted this photo. That's twisted.

JELLO MOLD.

My mom is the same way. Just hang out with her. Bring something nice to eat.

They are not you.

I’ve found that when I'm eating right (salads!) and drinking enough water, my cuticles look a lot better. If I'm eating a lot of junk and not getting proper nutrition, I pick at them a lot.

As long as you don’t live in NYC you’ll be fine. Many of my divorced 40-something women friends have found love in the burbs. All my city friends are still wading through turds.

Let her go. She will be fine.

That dog photo is disgusting. Why would you post that? SMDH.

Congrats on the new human!

Dump him.

How would he know if the crowdfunding was done in your name? Why can’t she go back to her own country? How does she plan to make any money once she leaves this guy? She’s here illegally and won’t be able to do any above-board work.

*butts in* I've heard British people say this.

My inlaws do this, but the kids are still really little. How did the nieces and nephews turn out?

Welp. Where he’s going, gay sex is the only kind he’ll be able to get.

She didn't want the shame of divorce, either. Which is just damn stupid. In the real world, NO ONE CARES. Half the people I know are divorced.

Excellent.

Damn, you NAILED it. I love this piece.