I think she looked really good with that moderate blonde a while back. I am not usually a fan of olive-skinned blondes, but it was the perfect shade and I think it was beautiful.

That's a good question. Probably not, if he wasn't supporting her during the marriage.

Jesus fuck. I hope karma bites them HARD.

That reminds me of a friend of mine who nursed her ex-husband through a terminal cancer. For her (adult) children's sake. I guess they were on amicable terms, but regardless, I was impressed.

Glad you're working it out. Best wishes to you guys.

Jesus god. Glad you got away from that. I'm sorry that happened to you, and I'm glad you're okay now.

*raises hand* Another cry, here.

She has more money than god. Why can't she get a better look than "I did this with a box of Clairol in a gas-station bathroom"?

Not disagreeing with you at all, but the rhythm method is a (not very effective) form of birth control that tracks a woman's ovulation pattern.

I am the least germphobic person I know (unless it falls in a pile of feces, I'll eat something that's fallen on the floor, etc) , but that grosses me out SO BADLY.

OMG are you old enough to remember Gunne Sax dresses? Holy shit, I forgot about those until I read "pioneer dress".

No, but it makes sense. I love to sniff my fingers after chopping garlic. It's supposed to be an undesirable smell, but it's magnetic to me.

My heart. It bleeds.

Wow, that sucks. I certainly don't understand the economics of universities, so it boggles my mind that a $94 million dollar endowment can't keep this institution afloat. I'm betting there was some spectacularly shitty financial management (and possible malfeasance) going on for a long time.

SEVEN?!?!?!

She's the only one I feel sorry for. Oh, and Rob. I feel sorry for him, too.

I am DYING. Dying. That is hilarious.

God. I have a frenemy who, when she's feeling bad about herself, will remind me of some stupid slutty thing I did when I was 15. "Remember that guy you made out with at Rob's party? Remember how gross he was? We were all laughing at you! I wish we could go back to those fun days...." Bitch.

it's not funny in the slightest, but damn it made me laugh.

OBVIOUSLY there is more to Kelly O's departure than what has been stated. I wonder if it also has to do with "The Osbournes" reality show reboot.