by "bone structure" do you mean that every bone is sharply articulated?

I think it'll be funny-bad. Like "Showgirls".

Same here.

When we were really really broke, I made my own mayonnaise. It's delicious.

I LOVE chewing ice (so does my mom), but it's SO bad for your teeth. It makes micro-cracks in your teeth.

I get to have an opinion. I just won't speak it aloud.

Good for you. And how on earth did you find a doctor willing to "let" you do that? In NYC, there are probably two doctors who will take that on.

I NEVER cry reading these things. For some reason, this one got me.

Wait, wait. A FEDERAL case? Was small claims court busy? No, no, I know. A lost cat and $460 is definitely worth a federal court's attention. Just bypass all those civil rights cases, yessirreee.

Keep avoiding that gauche TJ Maxx, lady. More for meeee!

That's RACESS

Do you get to escort rich dudes for cash in Dubai, too?

This made me LOL.

The new pope is a breath of fresh PR.

How do you know she doesn't care? Hope you're never in her shoes.

you probably know this, but I'm backing you up: that is NOT appropriate.

well, to be fair, MEN don't have the same availability of "sexy" clothing. I suppose one could look at the International Male catalog or the gay club scene to find "sexy" men's clothing, but it doesn't have the same acceptability as street clothing that a miniskirt or sheer lace top does.

I'm impressed that you saw the harmonica.

They don't get it because personality doesn't matter to them when it comes to women. They'd bang a "hot" woman regardless of how she behaves. Personality is not a factor.

Stupid question: Are these supposed to be real stories, or are they supposed to be fiction scary stories?