For the love of Pete, I hope you've rescued Speedy from the domestic violence.

You cannot find a new best friend as easily as you can find a hot hookup. Just my two cents.

First of all, I'm sorry you went through that.

if I'm ever not with my husband, I will just be celibate. GodDAMN, I would not want to be out there right now.

IMO, you unintentionally contradicted him, he couldn't refute it, and he was unable to process that situation.

Those people are the WORST. It's all about being special.

He knew.

Not wrong. Just make sure you are safe and proficient and super careful. Also a good shot.

"Tabloid" was utterly fascinating. I watched it with my sister and we were slackjawed most of the time.

Good for you! Go! Make your way in the world.

I thought the suit was fine. Didn't care for the accompanying shirt and tie, but President Obama can wear clothes! Tall, slim, broad-shouldered... Yes, he can pull it off.

Isn't it easy for a journalist to verify if a police report or complaint has been filed? They're a matter of public record.

Seems to me, it's pretty easy to use the FOIA to determine whether or not a complaint has been filed.

Technically, yes, it's kinda gross. However, judging by photos of her, she doesn't seem like the usual bimbo trophy. She's young and thin, but she seems grounded and mature. Reminds me of Patrick Stewart and his wife. They're older/younger couples that don't scream "pathology!"

I would.

and proof that it can be done.

Christ, what an asshole.

I would judge you... And rule in your favor, brodt! That is genius.

This has the feel of one of those sponsored posts. There's nothing remarkable about this photo. It's not funny. Ergo, no one has come up with any funny captions for it. I'm sure Gawker has some contractural obligation to mention "America's Got Talent" in some promotional capacity, and this is their clever way of…

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