is there a similar product that's sold in the US? Because I swear there's a German deli here that sells those Kinder eggs. Like, maybe they have candy in them instead of choking hazards? I know I've seen them.

probably some hipster thing.

Bedpan challenge. Because human urinal.

Khloe is the most tolerable and likeable of the bunch. But it's all relative. It's like choosing among STDs; chlamydia is better than herpes or HIV, but you still don't WANT it.

I thought she was happy with Lamar. I blame the show for a certain portion if their marital issues.

Nah, kids make hilarious spelling mistakes all the time. I love going to my kids' school and seeing what gets posted on the walls. It didn't seem fake to me at all.

"niggardly" is out, too.

lobster are the cockroaches of the sea.

a model? Does he have really hot feet or something? Because he looks like Rod Stewart. And that's not a good thing.

I can't imagine a midwife saying that's okay. Unless midwife=dealer.

No offense, but I wouldn't want to walk in on a couple fucking when I needed to take a pee. And people fucking where food is being prepared? NO.

First things first. You don't know what your window of fertility is. You mention your weight, which actually can affect it. See a doctor to get a better idea.

No advice or anything, but my mom became a nurse in the late 80s and it was not like that, then. I come from a family of nurses and it wasn't that competitive! We were in an area with lots of hospitals, though.

They get New York all wrong, too. Same thing.

No advice, but if she has good supportive loving parents, she's going to be fine.

Don't do it.

Here's what you do: Flip a coin. Heads means you go through with it. Tails means you don't.

Oh boy. I don't believe him, either. There's nothing you can do, though. If you point out these things, she'll have to defend him and it just won't be any good. Let her save face, and when the inevitable happens, be her shoulder to cry on.

Men move on IMMEDIATELY. My sister dated a guy for 12 years and lived with him for many of those years. Six months after they broke up for good, he was engaged to another woman and had impregnated her a few months later. My aunt and uncle were married for 40-odd years. Six months after she died of cancer, he was…

I'm sorry. That must really hurt.