Marriage is what YOU make it. My husband and I both come from broken homes (really broken!) and we have a great marriage and model that for our kids.

Throwing in my two cents to say: Re-schedule. I KNOW that being honest seems like the best thing to do, but it could open a can of worms, it sounds like.

That's really interesting! See, this is why I keep coming back to this place.

Well, you know, that kind of makes sense. It's a little unusual today, but I don't think it's wrong. Maybe you lose some authority if the kids see you as a playmate? I've had that happen when I'm goofing around with my kids and then one of them goes too far and I try to reel it in and they're all like "whaaa?"

The nice thing about Eileen Fisher is that it never goes out of style. It's basic and simple. (Personally, it's not my style, and it's a definite "look".) But I consider their stuff "investment" pieces. You can wear that linen shift forever, and accessorize it however you like.

Thank you. I mean, I know this is supposed to be funny and cute, but if we actually look at Mariah as a whole person instead of her butterfly Hello Kitty persona, she's probably hurting terribly. She's not even divorced yet, so it's pretty gross to be pushing her, however hypothetically, into another relationship.

Oh, horsefeathers. Not too long ago she was claiming he was her child's father.

"Horrible little mustache" made me giggle nastily.

CANNOT UNSEE.

B-b-but... I thought cops were evil!

She's probably too old now, but she's fertile all right.

Pimp Granny Kris isn't dating Jason Trawick. She's probably trying to hire him to handle Kendall. She's getting out of control.

DUH.

consent

Do we know that he was invited by the mother? Who paid for his ticket?

Or Lesley Stahl in her GILF burgundy leather jacket.

oh boo hoo. Should have killed her mom on US soil. Everyone knows the Indonesians don't play.

BINGO.

NO ONE CARES about your wedding photos.

*applauds wildly*