All that money and Kim Kardashian can't rustle up a few pairs of custom-made pants? If she really wanted to look like a chic Parisian, she'd invest in a few pairs of well-made pants; tailored to her body, of good fabric.

Oh bullcrap. His little stunt is just too much of a coincidence. The woman who busted up a McDonalds and helped herself to some soft-serve had a manic psychotic break. This guy just wanted some attention.

It's a good policy, but having a "chaperone" isn't foolproof. A nurse is still beholden to the doctor for a paycheck.

People pay good money for the same thing at Whole Foods. My virtuous vegetarian friend feeds these to her kid. It's probably better than the low-grade, hormone-riddled "real" meat they serve.

How do we have no data on the effects of pregnant women taking opioids? The story is ABOUT women taking them. So, why doesn't someone gather the information from THEM?

Welp, looks like these Medicaid opioid-takers can probably serve as Guinea pigs. All anyone has to do is observe their offspring.

Died laughing. I know it's wrong, but it cracked me up.

Yes, people like this are amusing. Until you're relying on them to fix your car or remove your spleen or cook your chicken or do your taxes. There are very few times you can cut a corner where it won't make an appreciable difference.

Maybe the husband had a pregnancy fetish, and she was trying to please him. Oh hell, I don't know. It's so damn sick.

I'd like to see textbooks on a flash drive or something. My kid's backpack weighs about 40 lbs.

Not everyone gets to have a great, fulfilling, enjoyable job.

FORCED THEM? Wow, it's too bad those men had guns to their heads and couldn't just walk away and say "Nah, I'm not doing that".

I seriously hope you're not shitting all over people who make the choice to care for their children at home. Being a stay at home parent is a valid choice and difficult and important work. Some people do it because they want to, not because they're *supposed* to.

Whenever they break out the Luminol and black light on the police procedurals, I wonder what my apartment would look like. The blood that spills in our apartment is surprising. Messy menses aside, I have three kids who get nosebleeds and cuts and stuff.

Here's the trick: Tell the truth ALL THE TIME. Everyone will know you as an honest person. Then, if you need to lie on that rare occasion, you will automatically be believed.

There is some move you're supposed to do. You look at him, look down and away and then slowly look back at him while touching your hair or something. I forget the exact sequence, but damn if that didn't work!

My husband and I never take ours off. I actually have a soft groove where my rings sit, and a callous on either side of it. They don't come off easily, either.

I'm sure that's why Page Six is crowing that it's a success, even though it's not even for sale yet. Kris Jenner is working overtime to make sure we BELIEVE it's a success.

Have they actually SOLD that many copies?

As a wise woman I know once observed: "No matter how much money you have, child care is ALWAYS an issue."