Oh get over yourself. Even my 79 year old dad texts. Jesus Millennials think the world revolves around them.

R U Up? You won’t be after Tim Kaine is announzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Lots of press about Cory Booker over the past few days; he and Hills “had coffee,” etc.

The dark horse pick.

That depends, what’s your stance on Kardashian deportation?

I’m torn between wanting it to be Warren but knowing she’d be wasted as a VP.

I think that will really depend on how the introduction rally goes. If he delivers a solid speech and fires some people up, unlike what Pence and Trump did, then they have a shot.

There’s only so much shellshocked fact checking of Trump’s dystopian vision for the future you can do after all.

But it’s fun to say.

is tomato-face doing Hill’s speechifying now?

No. If it’s Tim Kaine I’m going to fall asleep at my desk the instant the texts arrives. Boooooring

Fidel or Raul?

Shit, I forgot about that. Would have loved to see him on the ticket, but it’s more important to go for the Senate. VA’s governor is a Dem so Kaine’s seat would stay the same.

Oh god I’m just hoping it’s not someone boring and white. FFS dems need some excitement/energy/hope up in here to get people to the polls.

FUCK

Hickenlooper could be the most qualified, consensus best choice, and he’d never be picked because Hickenlooper. That shit just sounds ridiculous.

At last, Hillary becomes one with her meme. Embrace the meme, be the meme.

Never, your dalliance with Nicomedes was disgraceful!

Trump’s VP pick gave me my first occasion to ever use a poop emoji.

Please, please tell me this is an attempt at ironic humor.

#TEAMCASTRO