thats what we had growing up as our pool float for over a decade—a literal truck tire innertube. whenever we invited people over we had to warn them to watch out for the valve stem because it stuck out like 3 inches

all the ‘pools’ we had were just horse tanks. but they were the best

My parents put a hose on a slide and the bottom of the slide in a full (of clean water) horse trough once. I think it was my seventh birthday party?

FIVE DOLLARS, BITCHES.

Yay that’s exciting! I’m glad it went well!

The date itself was good. We were at the bar for like 3 hours talking. I gave him my # (we met on okcupid) and there was kissing. That part was very good.

You must be a lot of fun at parties.

...and? Don’t leave me hanging.

Whatever works, I say. Dating is hard as hell.

Honestly not the worst date idea? Go for a walk, share an interest, have a little fun, gamify your date, maybe bond over a rare... Mew...? Is that a thing? I don't know. I've heard worse dating site pitches!

Huh. Does it have to be a date, or does it match people platonically? I’m wary of all the creepy men who talk about playing the game as a pickup method, but I wouldn’t mind finding a buddy who wants to walk around together.

I think the more relevant question is how did the Republican Party let a known grotesque Cheeto-dusted buffoon become its presidential nominee...

Pretty obviously staged for his show. Still fun, though.

That was a fake security guy. Obv they had permission to be up there. wow. you’re why people think reality tv is real.

I’m going out on a limb here and saying that this is not a good person. The only “mistake” she made was posting her vile, completely illegal mean girl snark to the whole world rather than just to her (no doubt equally vile friend).

Good people don’t make “mistakes” like that. It was very malevoleant, cruel, and intentional.

“Because I am new to Snapchat, I didn’t realize that not everyone has the same body type, metabolism, and exercise habits as I do, and also that not everyone gets paid to look like a model. I also was unaware that violating another person’s privacy, in an area of utmost privacy such as a locker room (where people are…

I hope the woman finds out and sues the ever loving crap out of her.

Something tells me she doesn’t have a whole lot going on in the brains department.

What a horrible person. I hope that the woman whose picture was taken is doing okay. :( Such a foul fucking human, man.