Less GOOP and less GOP in 2018.

If I had to go to this event for work I’d need to file a worker’s comp claim for my sprained eyeballs after all of the rolling they’d done all day. I hope your eyeballs are OK.

Attending a GOOP event without prior nourishment and caffeine seems an obvious mistake.

Christ I had to Google Cardi B..#ImOld

ditto, thought she hit an offset and was being charged too much for a tire-alignment.

shmegular

I am so, so tired of ignorant and trashy. I am tired of the talentless celebrities, the reality “stars”, the Trump family and its enablers, the provacateurs” ... All of them. I want better, but it isn’t going to happen. They will continue to be rewarded for their dumbassery and asshole behavior.

Jesus this article makes me feel old. It took me like five paragraphs to figure out that Offset was a person. I’m going to go yell at some kids to make me feel better.

Well I’m dead

They had a Moore voter on the BBC earlier.

Idris Elba for everything tbh.

I am very excited for Dark Tower because Idris looks very awesome in his gunslinger costume

The LA Times poll isn’t like most polls. Rather than take a random sampling, the LA Times assembled a panel of likely voters and polled them multiple times throughout the election season. The idea was to measure how often the same group of people might change their mind during a campaign.

I’m thinking they should just have some Veep writers come in and help out.

I have a coworker who would be perfect.

Would pay to see Al Franken play Trump in a faux debate with Hillary.

That’s okay, the vast majority of polls shows Clinton ahead. Take enough polls and you’ll get a handful showing Trump up just by random sampling.

I *could* possibly dig Hiddles as Bond. (And I’m trying to not let his outside life affect my feelings on this) He could be a young Bond, a reckless super young Bond. And I’ve seen actors pull off great performances we weren’t expecting, but I just can’t perfectly place it.
But, with Idris.... it’s time... he would do…

Tom, Tom baby. No. Just, uh, enjoy your new romance and focus on that.

Why not both? Misogyny is flexible, it goes hand-in-hand with desperation.