Good and very happy they contacted the police as well. What this woman did is a complete and utter violation of privacy. The other gym goer was just minding her business, getting dressed in a locker room and this bitch takes a picture of her and posts it on the internet with the caption “If I can’t unsee this then…

Here’s what LA Fitness had to say:

Yes but not as rude as Melania.

But it’s RUDE.

Oh, I don’t know. My son just came back from Europe with a pair of Lederhosen. He thinks they’re pretty slick.

I actually don’t mind Paltrow either (*ducks*) but Hathaway just reminds me of a real-life theater nerd who just happens to be gorgeous. She doesn’t veil her enthusiasm or her ambition, and I think that can be off-putting to those who feel like women should keep things close to their chests. Nothing wrong with being…

Gwyneth Paltrow is the George W. Bush of acting.

Clearly I’m the only person who has ever thought, “Hmm, I’m feeling too confident about my body. How can I remedy that?!”

Drew looks like a normal person. Gwyneth seems to be all pointy angles.

I will admit, I laughed at Lena Dunham’s confession that she overestimated her need for formal shorts.

There has been not a single occasion in my 29 years on this planet that I have thought, “I really wish I had a leather trouser right now.”

A leather trouser is a must-have

I was eye rolling hard at all of this, and then I looked at the description for Anne’s dress:

Dear Gwyneth, That pink dress looks like a poodle. The “silver” dress looks like a thing I used to wear to sleepovers in 5th grade and I honestly have no clue how the other thing works.

Wouldn’t read but would read reviews.

their spawn will be a mayonnaise on wonder bread sandwich

She’s every woman.

God damn I miss marching band.