This whole week y’all have just been making me heavily regret not going to an HBCU. If I could go back, I’d go black.

I’ve heard of scalping tickets. But scalping...fried chicken!?

What’s next, getting on Black women for relaxing their hair?

Ummmm.....grits are supposed to be 1) cheap and 2) easy to make. And, far as I can tell, ANY FOOD that’s cheap and easy to make can be benefited by a healthy dose of sugar.

2. You’re eating grits and someone asks if you want sugar.

ROOO, girl you should have wagered money on this. Cause they are HEREEEE….to explain to us little ladies why being called female isn’t offensive at all. Which really translate to, “At least you aren’t being called a bitch, pigeon, or ho, so why are you complaining??” Also, it’s your fault since you won’t give us your…

I love this article and thank you for writing it. But no one, no one ever, has used “male” this way on the regular. Like with “bitch” there is no true equivalency.

I’m not talking about people who use female AND male with the same frequency. But people who use “female” to address women and “men/man” to address men.

This is going to sound like I am Stretch Armstrong-ing it up... Being called a ‘female’ is annoying. But being called a ‘female’ while non-Black women are being called ‘girls/gals’, ‘women’, ‘chicks’ or even ‘ladies’ (which is said by the same men, who will call me ‘female’) is pretty-fucking-infuriating.

So all my stalker needs to do is send me a Birchbox, and I’m screwed?

What? Are we missing a comma?

And here my first two thoughts were “that’s a chick?” and “not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

She probably would have been a little safer had her home not been used as an Airbnb.

I was gonna say that taking the bus also ought to be an option for her to consider, but...

Aw man, I want a service monkey now. Do you think I can get a service stump tailed macaque? They’ve got an ugly-cute thing going on and they help me deal with the ugliness of the world.

The FAA commented on this incident with a list of dog-free airlines, saying people with a severe or threatening allergy should try to fly those if possible. Of course, that’s easier said than done considering how much some airlines tend to almost have a monopoly on certain routes.

Gee. If only there wasn’t some kind of air force with lots of planes at their disposal to help remove sick and injured from Puerto Rico.

I didn’t think humanitarian aid after a massive disaster was “political bullshit”, but apparently even helping other human beings is now partisan.

If this is the chicken tax of the sea, would that make it the tuna tax?

You should probably stop making things all about you and #NotAllWhitePeople’ing everywhere.