And speaking of “well-meaning” neighbors:

This is very helpful as the lettuce in my fridge (some of which I’ve already eaten) is from Fresh Express! Thanks!

I... think they’re apologizing for the inaccuracy, and not great at apologies? That’s a lot of detail for something handmade and half the size of a Lego Minifig (which would be neat set!), and I can see why someone with the necessary artiness and perfectionism to make it in the first place would feel the need to…

Umm, workers taking a dump in the field.

Fresh Express Salads has stated on their Facebook page that they do not currently source any of their romaine from Yuma, AZ and they are not affected by this outbreak. Fresh Express is found in many retail stores. FYI.

Wait, so this is real?

I’m 100% down for chain restaurants. Took my bougie behind to Malaysia for 2 weeks....

“ You could put a nice down payment on a new home for 20k.”

I mean 20k is still a lot of bread. You could put a nice down payment on a new home for 20k. You can get an affordable, reliable Kia for 20k and have money left over.

A network source says a new deal will significantly increase her compensation and cautioned that Anderson and Ellis Ross’ roles aren’t equal given that he has been attached to Black-ish from the start and is an executive producer.

My man. All these great and funny words and barely a mention of the Black director, black writer and black and latino Producers, other than to say how no matter how many of us were involved it will be problematic. (Yes the all male make up of these positions, appears to be emblematic of larger issue, and could be…

See, but I DO want to watch Video Ho next.

I think we can all agree that The Mustache is doing God’s work, for our eyes.

First we couldn’t trust doctors, now can’t find out more about our heritage that was stolen from us...

“Why don’t you just go down to the police and turn yourself in, now?”—My Mom when I told her I gave my spit to Ancestry dot com.

What the FUCK was a 17-year old and 19-year old going to do with a fucking EIGHT YEAR OLD’S sneakers? Even fucking selling them, how much could they fucking make? Absolutely heartbreaking. That poor dad, that poor child, that poor family. I hate to see someone’s life get thrown away at 17, but at 17, you also fucking…

He’s 50?! I know we don’t age, but even for a black guy he looks a young 50. I wouldn’t have put him at older than early 40s, if that.

Cardi B: “I don’t want to associate myself with feminism/feminist label, because self-styled feminists are often judgemental of - and don’t fight for - women like me who are less educated and seen as less respectable by society.

I think she means that you can be a housewife or a prostitute or a single mom with 6 kids and still be a feminist.