They don’t. It’s for sleight of hand.

One or two of these are just guys with their hair parted?

suspiciously better.

I do think she shat the bed a little bit on this one

Short version, according to the article, was:

So demand increased and that’s why she went out of business?

Capitalism has ALWAYS been an issue. Well you’re talking to a black girl and to be really real. I’m super over this attitude from other black women when other black women, who have nothing against them are ready to throw them into the fire, if we say anything against their precious beyonce. And to take to the next, I…

I have actually tried that and most Google results are pro-Milo, or don’t provide actual quotations of what he’s said. “Just Google it” is not a response that’s always going to work in your favor.

As Amy Sedaris (I think) has said: googly eyes make anything better.

Have to agree with BlondeGoddess here. I’m really not sure how you can interpret this post to NOT have snark.

Really scraping the barrel to come up with this snark of the day, aren’t you. How dare she not want to drink and eat while in a cinema, that loathsome Frenchwoman. You missed mentioning that she never showers, like loathsome French people are wont to.

Canada had its revenge:

All those sixth graders are a treasure, but the one who wrote the googly-eye card is really going places.
#LessXenophobiaMoreGooglyEyes

Sean Hannity has to eat wearing an eyepatch and with a cork on his fork.

Look at you. Pausing movies to go to a bathroom. La-de-frickin’-da.

The problem is that something like La La Land is rendered pointless when I can just go to Pornhub and watch a 5 minute video of a guy jerking himself off. 

Why bother with a theater when they make you wear pants and don’t let you smoke a bowl and pause it to go pee?

I’m no fashion expert, but I swear to God half of this looks exactly like what my mother was wearing in the 80s and the other half looks like what people were doing in the 90s and none of it looks new or original to me at all. It looks like the stuff I can currently pick up at the Goodwill for $3.50 a piece.

“Sorry, it just sounded a little [racist, sexist, etc.] and I was hoping you didn’t mean it that way.”

“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.”