My favorite tactic is to just go full head-tilt “I’m so confused” and repeatedly ask for an explanation until the person figures out that they’ve fucked up. Racist comments, sexist comments, whathaveyou - all met with a “hang on, what do you mean by that?” and then “can you clarify XYZ point?” Just relentless (yet…

I thought race was a social construct.

Commando

“positive”???!

Wow. I wish I could say something positive regarding your friends.

Who the FUCK thinks loafers are okay for the White House unless you actually live there and haven’t had your morning coffee yet.

RYAN: What do you weigh, like 150, 160?

For all the assholes up here flapping (fapping?) off about JT, I was so proud of his command and poise today. It’s almost like 45 couldn’t wrangle around to be in charge and had to act almost adult today. I laughed out loud though when I saw Ivanka and her body language.

Hahahahahaha! That is the FIRST thing I noticed! Slip ons???? Are they Skechers Dress???

First thing I noticed too. Ryan actually looks like he’s legitimately enjoying himself whereas Justin has that look on his face of Canadian politeness while quietly dying inside.

And my erotic fanfic has a topic

Woke and joke.

You’ll always fondly remember your first (POTUS).

Can’t comment on that first picture until I know what Ryan is doing with his left hand.

I used to want to hate fuck him, but that ended as soon as kissed up to Trump and was buried forever after I saw those shoes. They send a clear message he would be terrible in bed.

I was just explaining the concept of universal health care.

The female orgasm is fake news.

at the risk of being the guy who over-analyzes the joke, that last one just seemed so hacky to me. It’s not as if Trump isn’t supplying enough material for better jabs at him, for Christ sake!