you are totally right! I don’t know how I forgot that.

Asterix?

I bet there were other days when he was all like “send a boy to get me a damn sandwich” and stuff. Then put some veal up his bum or whatever it is they did. Those Romans are crazy.

Might be cheap for you to fly to Norway but it’s not ‘affordable’ in any sense once you land.

In England we called random 1970s porn “Hedgerow Grumble”. From “Grumblemag” i.e “off for a grumble”. All the forests went into well-turned table legs (also smut) by the 18th century for us.

don’t you get that in England we’ve been honing the fine art of being politely and artfully frosty for thousands of years? don’t take this away from us too!