you need more of Getafix’s magic potion

I’ve seen some nonsense on the internet but comparing the surreal beauty and intelligence of The Young Pope with the drivel of one of the worst films ever made is a new low.

“these Romans are crazy” was his catchphrase.

sure is

I bet there were other days when he was all like “send a boy to get me a damn sandwich” and stuff. Then put some veal up his bum or whatever it is they did. Those Romans are crazy.

It’s a comedy.

Might be cheap for you to fly to Norway but it’s not ‘affordable’ in any sense once you land.

In England we called random 1970s porn “Hedgerow Grumble”. From “Grumblemag” i.e “off for a grumble”. All the forests went into well-turned table legs (also smut) by the 18th century for us.

don’t you get that in England we’ve been honing the fine art of being politely and artfully frosty for thousands of years? don’t take this away from us too!