This sounds like the tattoo version of the Lindy West plane story from long ago.

White girl outrage is always petty. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

At last, video evidence that 2:24 is faster than 2:26.

When the people are reffering to the Onion for evidence, common sense moves aren’t very common

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

Even if you are paying attention, there’s always a chance for disaster. The Pirates had a coach, Don Long, who was seriously injured from a broken bat, and he was also watching the batter swing. Stuff happens sometimes

0 degrees farentheit is really cold. 100 degrees is really hot. How often are you measuring the temperature of boiling water?

I think she has read too many contemporary-art textbooks, and has found yet another way to transfigure narcissism and sensationalism into art. In addition to whatever else it may be (I don’t feel qualified to comment on her rape allegation), this may be a savvy career move, as she will be much more marketable in the…

The questions were bullshit.

Well for one the cheap wine people didn’t just write a goddamn novella telling you how wrong you are.

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

Jezebel happened. Gawker happened. I'm glad they're finally acknowledging the Stalinism and puritanical nature of modern feminism, but I'm also indignant at the shrugging and total lack of responsibility for helping create the climate in the first place.

Every single story about these guys. Every single story.

You can’t be a good mother to that many children. Period. My mom, who had five, and did a good job, would be the first day that. And it took tons of money.

Jia, that sound you hear is the shoveling hitting bed rock, asking for a jackhammer doesn’t solve the hole problem.

Or just don’t fucking travel with drugs.

Not sure how long you’ve been commenting here but Jezzies are known for making exceptions to their views if the man in question is a white guy they’ve deemed hot.

Then you've never really needed a coffee.

There is absolutely NO , ZERO, NADA reasons to leave a child unattended in a car. If a person does this, they are idiots and should be charged with child endangerment.