Team Cheers will whoop Team Family Ties.

[looks around to make sure nobody’s listening]

Oh please expand on cutting weed down with other drugs. I am dying to hear this.

He should've just molested children for decades. Then they would've protected him as much as possible.

Is there any way I can feel guilty about this, as a white person?

All these years later and I'm still pissed at my AP English teacher. Her son was my best friend and she thought I was a bad influence on him so she had it out for me. First she accused me of cheating (in front of the class). I was able to prove I didn't but of course she never apologized. Then, she predicted (also in…

But is she single?

They changed the name. The original was "Thai Ladyboy."
I think this is a step in the right direction.

As an old, I have noticed that since the Great Jezebel Exodus of 2014, the new writers have been forcing me to visit Urban Dictionary at least twice a week to understand headlines. I guess I'm no longer a part of the target readership of this site, because it seems like it's done to be intentionally confusing to…

YOUR TEACHERS ALL USE THE INTERNET WE KNOW WHAT FLEEKS ARE

The twist is that the author of this e-mail was Tyler the entire time (spoiler alert).

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

It's not gon b good. It's gon b played out and predictable and tedious. :(

Lol. None of these people are going to Mars. None of them are heroes (unless they did something else heroic). If anything, they are seriously delusional.

I mean yeah, that's possible and likely but we can't just assume that's why. He could have had some serious mental health issues as well. I'm not being bullied but during my depression periods and especially around my period I seriously contemplate it. Either way it's a very sad tragic situation and the adults in this…

Antabloc kind of reminds me of Tomacco.

"You get blackballed." "She gets blackballed." "EVERYONE GETS BLACKBALLED!!"

Some of her best friends are Joni Mitchell.

Welcome to Schizophrenic Jezebel.

But what about tolerating other cultures, and all that nonsense?