It's striking how many commentators will gleefully mock people with average-range intelligence, yet defend the idea that the average weight in a fat society is a pretty excellent accomplishment.

Shes been hooking up with Jack (N The Box)

2-head + 6-head / 2 = 4-head

It's a "permissive" recommendation (which isn't made clear there), based on the fact that it is still a good thing, but isn't as high priority. Kind of like how it's much more recommended that elderly get the flu vaccine than healthy young adults.

sadly enough I have seen my aunt have a melt down in a Red Lobster that put this woman to shame. I do love when this stuff goes viral though. Shame internet!!! Heap shame upon her!!!!

I, for one, love getting dick pics.

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

This is kind of….. presumptuous. Jacked up to whose standards? Why do you presume these kids don't have black people in their lives? Furthermore, why do you think that their parents aren't fully capable of exposing them to cultural or other resources?

Someone described these people as "scampering" off the plane? Don't news outlets employ editors?

I have a ranch where I breed pubic lice so they don't completely go extinct. I don't want a child to ask me, "why are there no crabs?" and I would have to say "they don't exist anymore, because no one would stand up to protect them."

I just want to know is there any reason or dissatisfaction of Mike's and I wedding that both you and Phil gave 50$ each?

Also older than Hillary Clinton? MITT ROMNEY.

Soon, she will awake from her slumber and begin scouting for fresh child lungs for her precious daughter.

Clearly needs to win in order repair the relationship with his estranged son and to salvage his fledgling trucking business.

What is it with Schumer and his consistent background leering? He is keeping secrets from all of us and they are juicy.

OH MY GAWD WHY DO YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS CONTINUE TO READ AND COMMENT ON JEZEBEL?

Turns out, you're not actually all that nice of a guy...

Wash him, feed him, hug him, tell him he's handsome, and then tuck him in at night and wish him a good day at school the next day, mom.

The kid simply knows that Blitzer shouldn't have a mic.

There aren't a whole lot of people that get a seat of honor next to Michelle at an official event in their lifetimes. Those that do are usually military. So it really does highlight the crux of this story: this guy who we held up as a paragon of American heroism is actually scum. It's not flash if it succinctly makes…