OH MY GAWD WHY DO YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKING FRIENDS CONTINUE TO READ AND COMMENT ON JEZEBEL?

Turns out, you're not actually all that nice of a guy...

Wash him, feed him, hug him, tell him he's handsome, and then tuck him in at night and wish him a good day at school the next day, mom.

The kid simply knows that Blitzer shouldn't have a mic.

There aren't a whole lot of people that get a seat of honor next to Michelle at an official event in their lifetimes. Those that do are usually military. So it really does highlight the crux of this story: this guy who we held up as a paragon of American heroism is actually scum. It's not flash if it succinctly makes…

So? Why should a judge have the power to rule based on policy analysis? Politically motivated laws and policies aren't illegal, and there are huge problems with allowing judges to make that assessment.