Well it only goes that far after I'm pretty damn sure we're going back to my room. Honestly, I don't think I've ever gotten that handsy where it didn't end up with sex. You're right, 95% of the time that is a creep move, and I need to feel some major reciprocation before I go that far.

Really? I'm almost 40, and I've never had a single person have any reaction towards my advances any stronger than disinterest. At that point, I leave them alone.

I don't get the problem with the touching. I pick up women occasionally, and after a little chatting, assuming I think there's mutual attraction, I go in for a little shoulder touch or tap on the knee. I mean, at some point I'm going to have to see if she reacts to me physically. If the little touch goes over well,…

That's not how these guys meant it, but that is a pretty common usage of the word.

Does it include paying top dollar for bone marrow at a trendy restaurant?

It looks to me like 15 federal judges have been impeached, ever, and never a circuit court judge. Basically, it's nearly impossible to remove them.

I've been pointing this out forever to people who say "there are no older women in Hollywood." There are many, many excellent women actors who are over 40 and beyond. The roles might not be perfect, and the whole older man/younger woman romance thing is creepy, but "older" women are definitely getting paid in…

Given the amount of stories and comments I see around Gawker that hold the Scandinavian countries out to be shining examples of everything that is right with the world, it's an indication that they are, in fact, complex countries that have their own issues to deal with.

And recently Sweden showed that it also has the best riots! Just the right amount of violence and car burning.

There have been several studies done, and washing with hot water doesn't seem to be any better than washing with cold water. So, maybe that will help you out?

What does being a New Yorker have to do with being paranoid about germs? Are people from New York known to be germaphobes?

I'm a guy too, and this guy is awful.

Assholes can be charming. I've known many charming assholes.

Lawyers are most certainly free to turn down clients. Where did you ever get that idea?

Where will I get my copy of Chunky Asses?

First they deny us our thalidomide, and now moderately better sunscreen? Curse you FDA!

Sprinters lift weights, most marathoners don't. If marathoners lifted, they'd get really muscular too.

Being a fan of non sequiturs, I kinda like your comment.

They are the same people that don't flush public toilets.

Well, not looking his best, but he's no Val Kilmer. . . . thank god.