I'm going to guess that you're just attractive, regardless of your weight or age. I'm getting older, and I've just come to realize over the years that weight doesn't have much to do with attractiveness.

Me me me! What the hell was going on there? Of course he was in good shape, but still.

He looks like a Dick Tracy character. Smugface?

I don't think divorce = non-monogamy in this context. Unless you're saying you are in a polyamorous relationship with your ex?

This thing works pretty good if you use it regularly, but if you let it go for too long you'll have to whip out the razor.

Well in that pic I guess so.

Gary Oldman?

No no, I agree with you. I'm just against people flippantly saying that wanting to pass on your DNA is some lowdown selfish act. I see this argument a lot. Extreme measures are not called for though, unless it's a panda or a rare rhino or something. Or maybe if you're a bathing suit model genius Olympian.

That's not really the same thing. You do understand that every living thing is basically it's own branch on the evolutionary tree, right? When a creature doesn't procreate, that branch dies, and that unbroken lineage is lost forever. It happens, and that's nature, but it's serious enough to deserve a little…

You're right, but if you've followed this line of stories on Jezebel, you will find total denial. Ari's just trying to preempt that with a little reality.

Every creature alive today represents and unbroken chain of life stretching back to the first life on this planet. Everyone's DNA is unique. If you choose not to procreate, you forever extinguish your DNA, and that particular link to the past.

Not long ago they didn't even have prenatal tests for birth defects.

I'm usually a relatively quiet, reserved guy, but sometimes in certain surroundings, I can be aggressive and sleazy. Dr. Jekyll never gets laid, while Mr. Hyde gets laid quite reliably.

It's like a dick, only smaller.

Saying "alleged victim" is an overuse/misuse of the term, and shouldn't be done. It implies the victim may be lying. On the other hand, saying "alleged perpetrator" is necessary in most cases, since the person may or may not have committed the crime.

Supposedly is a synonym for allegedly.

Has Russia come a long way? It seems like they were maybe on the right path, but the past several years they seem to be slipping back into old patterns.

Shut up, man-poodle, and take out the fucking garbage. Good boy!

Are you saying we are moving towards Star Trek style jumpsuits? I think that is what you are saying.

I've noticed things like this as I age. Not "get off my lawn" kind of shit, but much more subtle differences that are still striking.