Just make a few dozen sandwiches before you go.

Louisianians are not "jealous." You can keep what you have. We've been to Houston. It's basically Los Angeles with no ocean, no culture, bad weather, and worse sports teams.

Louisiana-Texas

Most of the country could do without the Patriots and Seahawks, anyway. Last thing we need is another Boston champion or having to acknowledge that Seattle exists in the sports world.

Professional singers would tell us that their voice IS an instrument.

He doesn't go out of bounds, doesn't throw the ball the right way, doesn't throw the ball near anyone and it still isn't the worst way a Saints season has ended

Scanner Darkley anyone?

Christian Bale really lost too much weight for this one. The Fighter was insane but this is just absurd

...more like Shakesqueerian!

Condom ads during the Super Bowl might actually make the nation smarter.

dont worry, I got this.

Well, as long as Winston feels emotionally charged, then he's probably learned his lesson.

I hate when Gawker shares Deadspin posts.

Looks a bit like her nipples have been tied to her knees.

If by far less you mean "actually contacting a player" then, sure.

In an alternate reality, Kidd didn't spill the soda, but was still fined by Mayor Bloomberg.

I remember when Patriots fans called Saints fans "sore losers" for complaining about a no call...............

Adding insult to injury, after the game the McAdory fans decided to tepee their opponents' homes.

FWIW (and I'm a Niners fan), the end of the hit is cut off in the gif above. In that last bit of the hit, Brooks doesn't help himself by yanking at Brees's chin.

"Bear hugs" involve wrapping a guy up with two arms, not clotheslining him across the neck.