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Thank you for your thoughtful feedback.

You merely adopted the quarter sheet pan. I was born in it, molded by it.

Last Sunday evening, I was watching old episodes of the Great British Baking Show with a face mask on

The cognitive dissonance needed to be a GOP stooge is staggering.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

I’m assuming you skipped the article just to make a “smart” comment down here. The very first line, “Modern science has finally been able to explain what professional pizza makers have known for decades” 

Fuck this shit.

I’m maybe halfway through the audio book. I like her more now. Her childhood was awful. She comes across as impressively self aware, and there’s a refreshing lack of defensiveness/willingness to trash people, despite what is being written.

Billie is a delight, but she doesn’t have the vocal talent or the songwriting ability that Apple does. 

Aside from the obvious hideousness of these shoes (which I realize some people will like specifically because of how ridiculously ugly they are), kitten heels are the dumbest of all possible shoes. They’re not high enough to actually make sense for an aesthetic appeal (kitten heels aren’t going to make anyone’s legs…

So J-Lo’s album hadn’t come out yet,and nobody had started talking about her ass yet

It’s not upcycling if you take a brand new, perfectly usable sandal, and turn it into hot garbage that makes it look like you got your foot caught in a diving flipper. Not okay.

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

How else are we going to rationalize paying coaches more than an entire school district’s worth of teachers a fair wage?

Yes but isn’t contrarianism really the purest form of conformity?

It’s not about being loyal to a stranger, it’s contrarianism as performative intellectualism.

I quit going to that site when someone on it cooked chicken in their dishwasher.

Notice how the Shape article doesn’t have an author? That’s cause its complete BS and would get a person sick. High temperatures dish machines use 180 degree water to raise the dish-ware surface temperature to at least 160 degrees, you mean to tell me a residential dish machine will cause a jar full of this travesty…

the clicks, man, the CLICKS