I low-key like to race (“race”) the people on the escalator by going up the stairs. Also those metal teeth on escalators sort of scare me. Seems like a guarantee that you’ll break the skin if you fall on that.

Is she confusing herself with Gloria Estefan?

Came here for this 

The predators family!

oops! I think you might be! keeping you in our prayers!!

according to google, that woman is dead

For context... Was this worker in a position to issue a citation or arrest to a traveler for eating?

1) I have an empty bean bag chair filled with stuffed animals and when I recently told my sister, she said, “So you just sit on all their faces?”

I love the idea of D. you and meghan should be best friends!

To be fair. I don’t think that’s what the CDC is imagining when they give their advice either.

I could see greyworm’s agony in pulling up the stakes on the mote. :’(

Dany could barely swing a fucking sword!

pray for those minorities :(

I pray for the black students at that school

What a headline

More like pimping

Shout out to the plastic pages with the human anatomy and opening to a random page of the book of your initials.

Doesn’t the pith make it bitter?

That sounds like the name of a comic book nazi.

holy fuck is that kid even real?!?