It is a universal truth that no matter what else is happening, Mariah is trying to look sexy.

She forgot her umbrella-ella-ella.

This is getting absurd. What he was doing was stupid, shameful and betrayed a staggering lapse in judgement. But a sex crime?

I can’t help but think how better all of our lives would have been if Bethenny’s Daddy loved her half as much as he did those fucking horses.

Bethenny Ever After did not prepare me for this terrifying version of Jason, but having been harassed by someone using a constant barrage of texts as their weapon, it is psychologically demoralizing and holy Jesus, no wonder Bethenny has been acting awful.

Trump campaigned on banning Muslims and called it as such. He gave an interview about giving preferentially status to Christian refugees. His executive order only applies to Muslim-majority countries. You don’t think this is a ban on Muslims? If there was any hope that it would be constitutional, Trump would have…

2 things spring to mind here : 1) cheetolini thinks that the USA is a business now and he’s in charge of everything, his very whims and words are law in his delusional mind; he has never shown the least awareness that actually the American people — only 27% of whom voted for him — are his boss; 2) Steve Bannon has…

Haven’t you heard? Now it’s all Obama’s fault. Yes, they had to do this because, Obama. SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW, SERENITY NOW.

Wait until folks try to paint this as a compromise. See, we’re not all bad, we met you half way! Instead of burning down your house with you inside, we’re letting you walk outside of the house before we burn it down. We’re trying to work with you, here!

To be clear, I am TOTALLY against Trump’s ban. It’s xenophobic, it’s racist, etc.

I think the problem is how far the Republicans will stand behind their fuckery. If they stood behind the admin regardless, that could be really bad.

He’s denying this ban is responsible for the protests. He’s seriously that disconnected from reality. 

Every picture I see of Trump and Pence makes me think of a father potty training his toddler, one way or another. In this picture Father, Pence, is talking about grown up things with other grown ups while toddler, Trump, is thinking “I went boom boom in the potty. I’m big now. I did good.” Friday there was a picture…

Wanna go to prom with me???

If you have any people on your feed that support this shit, I’d either delete them, or just stay off FB for today and drink some wine/vodka/take some Xanax/smoke weed.

So on Tuesday, I was home alone when some guys decided to use my house as a shield to have a drive-by and the people they were shooting at shot back. One of the shots (at least) hit my house and went through my bedroom wall and into my husband’s dresser. It was 4:30 in the fucking afternoon. I saw half of the…

My dog always walks while she poops and I truly don’t understand why. I used to think she had a health problem but she is now 13 and has always done this so I guess not since the vet has never seemed concerned.

You’ve learned nothing. You are still talking about 2016 politics but that ship has sailed. Hillary will never be president, we all wanted this but it didn’t work out that way and we have to move on or we are doomed.

Please please please don’t support Hillary running in 2020. I liked her, I voted for her, her age doesn’t bother me. I trust that she’d be a good president. But she just isn’t a strong candidate. Bullshit or not, most of the US doesn’t like her, she has too much baggage. If she ran I would seriously fear 8 years of…

I wouldn’t consider you complicit if you actively attempted to prevent trump from being elected.