Guess it goes to prove the old saying “if you first don’t succeed at banning Muslins round up every Mexican in sight”.

Guys, I’m freaking the fuck out. Something is deeply, deeply wrong here. For the end purpose of what, I don’t know. I’m assuming now everyone is compromised and that includes comey.

This dude looks like he is 45 and an ork or goblin...

Hitler was able to raise wages for all of the Germans he wasn’t killing, so things weren’t that bad.

Has everyone seen this yet?

Now that everyone has Netflix, sex is no longer necessary.

I think he and Jared Kushner enjoy strangling puppies together.

1) He made a joke about his work with NBC. NBC didn’t respond in any way.
2) Despite NBC not responding, he then claimed that if NBC SHOULD ever respond negatively to the joke in his special - which they never did - , he would sue them for racial bias claiming “NBC hates Black people” (his words, not mine.)
3) Now NBC…

Clover, could you do me —and the rest of the folks who live in the developing world— a solid and come up with something other than “first world problem” to describe a minimal inconvenience (I’ve heard the phrase “champagne problem” used ftr)? We have Netflix and lowkey-problems too. I know you’re cool so you probably…

Howard STERNE? Girl...once is a mistake, three times and I’m concerned that you’re having a stroke. Aimee, I’m worried.

Hey speak for yourself, I watched all seven seasons on Shameless in the past two weeks (I was sick) and I’m a huge slut!

I waited a full month to watch the latest season of OITNB with him. A MONTH. I’m the goddamn saint in this relationship.

i made thetallbrunette watch magic mike AND twilight this weekend.

For scary shows sometimes my husband asks me to watch first so I can warn him when the scares are.

My man cheated on me after I introduced the show to him. We watched the whole first season of American Horror Story together, on my recommendation, and then he goes and watches the finale without me. (Round about that time, he also got a bj from some rando.) Booooo! Fuck him!!

I have expressly given my wife consent to skip ahead without me. I know it’s a nontraditional relationship, even these days when the rigid roles of relationship boundaries are eroding, and I might catch some flak for it. But I’m confident enough in my relationship to be up front and open about it, in the hopes that…

This is why I never watch any TV with my girlfriend. Also, because she has terrible taste in TV.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.

How is the Malheur investigation going?

And they just sit back and watch when Bundy’s white folks terrorize.