Kellyanne Conjob

Wow, this is going to date me but I remember going to Wet Seal and Contempo Casuals in the mall. Those were the days...

they think that PP provides nothing but abortions, like an abortion factory.

I’ll bet they all have wives or girlfriends. Who are equally fucked in the head.

The whole time I am watching internally screaming: “No, noooo, goodness this is awkward... stop... just, no. Stop. Please stop. This is so awkward. Who wrote this scene? Stop looking at her boobs. Stop. No. Aww, hand kiss. No.”

I assume he doesn’t know they are the same person.

I’m sorry that’s how your daily life is rolling out. It sounds exhausting, honey. I’d send you some maple syrup if I could. It’s delicious when it’s warmed up and poured over vanilla ice cream and is excellent at temporarily making things seem better

Fuck that guy, but that’s not how depression works.

Nine months? Ugh. I wish it were years. What he did is utterly vile and was unquestionably traumatic to many of his victims.

“Edward Majerczyk values his own privacy, but as far as he is concerned Famous Hot Girls can go fuck themselves.”

I didn’t want people to think I *actually* think woman aren’t people? the sarcasm tag is useful considering there are a lot of commenters on this site who willfully misread sarcastic posts in order to get their ten minute hate on. I’m not taking any chances.

he should have spent some time social engineering himself a neck.

OMG You’re right!

I need to ask a dumb question about phishing scams. How did this guy get JLaw’s email address to send her the fake password change email? Did he just send out a blast to every variation of JenniferLawrence@gmail, yahoo, etc.. and hope one of those is actually her?

Your comment made me snort and half laugh, which I believe Ian referred to on the interwebs as “LOL”

He is not a gold digger because he’s staying at home raising their kid, who has a medical condition.

People who blather on do so because there actions belie their alledged Christian leanings...hence the blathering.

AGREED.

The child support should be what it should be, but Sherri continues to look like an asshole here. She is by no means the first person of either gender to end up with a child she wishes she never had with a partner she wishes she never met. The decent thing to do here would have been to make support payments from the…