Fuck this.

That’s not fair. Anakin Skywalker didn’t skip out of the Clone Wars because a note from his private doctor said he had bunions.

Yeah unless Trump starts a massive genocide program it’s not cool to put him at the top of the list. I’m not even yet willing to put him higher than the presidents that did the bulk of the Native American genocides.

Here are the deleted IG posts of those texts in case anyone missed them before they got deleted! Merry Christmas!

Patton has been so spot on with everything about the election and it’s terrible aftermath.

Absolutely. I think we’re just drawn to these funny little fuck ups because if we don’t laugh..we’ll just keep plumbing the depths of misery and my god it gets exhausting. <3 Patton

A little math tells me I was working in a blues bar and doing a lot of cocaine, so at least I have an excuse for not knowing this.

As a cat loving librarian, I love this story.

Strange, cuz rejecting a beautiful home because of the street name, is maybe the whitest thing I’ve ever heard

Meanwhile Tiffany Trump is still out in the cold.

I do not, and likely never will get, the “sexy Santa” thing.

Hey, i live in CA and i’m a single mom. It is effing hard getting dates as a single parent! It’s either a California thing or maybe I’m just a terrible person :(

FRY HIM!!

I’m not generally in favor of the death penalty, but if there were EVER a time I’m ok with it being applied...

Holy shit Titus. You’ve got one hell of a memory.

That Honeymooners clip is gruesome. I realize the thread is more about race at this point, but seriously: can anyone imagine how awful it would be to be married to someone who felt justified in shouting and shaming and castigating you like that 24/7?

Of if Obama had showed up at the White House in 2008 with 5 kids from 3 different women....

The overt threat of marital violence might seem fresh and new?

He is Fred Flintstone in human skin.

Isn’t every Kevin James sitcom a reboot of The Honeymooners?