IF that was the reason and I say IF that’s true, I would have a hell of a lot more respect for them if they came out and actually said it.

My theory is that Barron is her shield against having to bang that mouldering tangerine husband she was bought by married.

She did not sign on for this. He was supposed to keep her in upscale accommodations and the gossip pages. Not the White House and the headlines.

Not to generalize, but I’m sure most women who marry old sacks of crap like Trump are eventually hoping to be wealthy widows. Becoming First Lady must be the worst possible outcome for Melania.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

How is the Crown? I was too grumpy for drama this week, but I’m considering starting it next week.

We call that Freedom Foam.

I welcome men to lick my ass this morning and make me come every morning.

My SO, when attempting to put things together, never fails to reach what I call the “fucking piece of shit” stage.

Because men are stinky poopoos!

As a penis owner the thing men are best at is breaking things while trying to fix something... This works on like a gazllion levels.

But...it’s snowing in places! Explain that! /s

also true

not in the arctic but northern Alberta.

Did anybody else read this as “Satan’s Workshop”? Am I just over-trumped at this point?

THAT’S WHO THIS GUY IS?!?!

He was a dreamboat in The Fault in our Stars. (in which he was Shailene Woodley’s boyfriend.)

I’m frustrated that this is such a point of contention with people. I have family members (some of whom work in the power generation industry) who think that global warming is some huge conspiracy, despite numerous studies to the contrary.

I read this as “Satan’s workshop is gonna need some AC this year”.

Blondie (Stassi) is hitting brunette (Kristin). In fairness, Stassi had learned that Kristin, who was supposedly Stassi’s friend, banged Stassi’s boyfriend on a gross couch. Omg it makes me so happy to discuss Vanderpump Rules instead of this election.