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My favorite part of that Andy Cohen anecdote was when Taylor Swift ended it with an ominous, “I’ll be watching” while presumably fading away into the crowd like this:

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better

Except from what you saw at his rallies it’s very much a large portion of the electorate.

There are just too many ways to say small penis I have a hard time keeping track.

Basket was too small a metaphore, apparently. Maybe bucket, or dump truck.

“Once we deport all those immigrants we can get our jobs back!”

Melania’s perpetual squint always reminds me of the ubiquitous Futurama meme.

I saw this last weekend at a screening and thought it was incredible. I can see your point about the aesthetics, Bobby, but come on. There is so much more going on here. I don’t want to spoil and discuss too much, but urge all of you Jezebel film geeks out there to see it so we can have a proper discussion- there are

I want to be her personal secretary. I would convince her to destroy his presidency from the inside as personal act of revenge. All she wanted was a typical trophy wife life not this politic nonsense.

A very beautiful box of soda.

Well, I’ve never seen these four women in the same place at the same time, so...

It’s just a lovely blue dress.

that’s quite a pretty penny as the United Kingdom continues its age of austerity

I consider myself pretty well versed in history and I had never heard about the smog. Reading about it, though, it was rather horrifying.

Balmoral Castle (the royal summer home in Scotland) is said to be lovely.

Maybe new uniforms for the guards too?

Right. He reportedly has plenty of friends in the senate, and if Republicans will accept Bannon, they’ll accept one of their own.

I wish I could take credit for this, but it was said by a friend: “Donald Trump may have drained the swamp, but he’s filling it with alligators.”

They don’t care if he doesn’t keep his promises.

You are doing the Lord’s work. I don’t use Twitter so I guess I’ll be doing that on Facebook.