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He’s draining the swamp so he can turn it in to a fucking Trump brand country club and golf course.

Bring it on Susan Sarandon!

LOL he’s not draining the swamp, he’s clogging the septic tank.

i’m beginning to wonder if the whole “Drain the Swamp” call was Drumpf’s idea of a hiring policy. pull the plug then give all the monsters in the bottom of the swamp a job.

Palin is going to be ambassador to Russia. She’s already been real close to Russia all her life so she has a head start. She and Putin can hunt bear together. They’ll go out and ride barechested on horses, tracking bears. After they each shoot several they will eat the bears hearts raw, rub blood all over each other,

I’m not sure I agree with that. I understand that was a talking point for Hillary Clinton, but it suggests Muslims are on the fence when it comes to ISIS and will be tempted to join a death cult that preys on the innocent if American leaders say mean things about them. Even in the height of the Iraq war, when

Oh, yeah... you’re right. That’s a good point...

He is draining the swamp...so he can dredge the bottom in his search for advisors and cabinet members.

Romney may be the first reasonable candidate that Trump has proposed. He’s a Republican, but at least he’s intelligent, sane, and responsible unlike the motley group of idiots and lunatics that have been mentioned as possible candidates for various positions.

Yes, and I’m sure these assholes will help support a poor child in need once they’re out of the womb with equal passion.

Seriously, just think about how ridiculous this excerpt is

Woah woah woah, Ellie - Mom crush? He’s the crush for us all, thank you very much.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

The are the worst, tacky hustlers ever.

Smooth.

Always selling some crap.

They aren’t sorry, they are grifters. When they have taken all they can they will leave us on ashes screaming about how much we hate each other.

So Chris Hardwick, Nerdist, is the sexiest man alive?

Presumably he can’t talk, so...sure.