Someday we’ll have fuck robots that also do this and then we’ll never have to leave our FaceBubbles:

In fairness, there’s a reason my German teacher in high school called it the Nazi History Channel. Twelve years ago.

Oh fuck yes. My friend who cuts my hair knows this and my scalp is raw when she’s done. It’s nearly as good as MDMA.

You guys never stroke your partner’s hair when they’re feeling down or vice versa? Shit is real chill.

I always have to try not to moan like a fucking creep during the scalp massage.

Yup. And in four years those same protest voters will just blame the Democrats for Trump and again refuse to step up and help the people who are being hurt by President Trump.

Hillary actually manged to get more white women to vote democrat that would not normally have voted for them.

A million people is not a number to forget. Trump needs to be reminded of it every single day. Because all he wants is for everyone to cheer him & think the sun shines out of his ass. He needs to see it over & over again, that most people didn’t vote for him, that most people don’t like him or want him as…

Our hubris and fascination with reality stars will be our downfall.

Or he can Obama can make a buddy road trip movie. I don’t want this party to end.

WRONG.

In related news, here he is without a shirt:

Well put. Even with so many of us feeling the same way, I too do not feel that I belong anywhere anymore.

You’re a badass and I admire you a fuckload.

Jack In The Box and Jack in a glass.

Ok, here it is. I’m a liberal but enough is enough with this. Its time to put on your big boy pants. Calling in sick to get shitfaced over and over, people encouraging you to spit and piss in innocents foods because you are grief-stricken, and od’ing on anti-anxiety meds as you lay in bed? That’s just scary. Who that…

You’re a fucking rock star.

Worst week of my life? Probably two years ago. One night I told my husband of over a decade that I was going to leave, because he was mean to me and made me afraid of him.

No. My worst week was loosing my unborn child through ‘god’s will’ as my lovely aunt put it so nicely, then almost loosing my wife, THEN finding out that was our only shot at kids.... then being told her hospital stay wasn’t covered under insurance because it wasn’t technically a room since we were in an outpatient…

Anybody else been gassy? I was so gassy at work yesterday that when some guy was being a colossal douche I would pass by him and quietly cropdust him. Seriously I did it at least four times over the course of a day.