Posted about charitable donations and my CrazyAunt went off about dead babies. 3 of my friends hopped in and put her in her place. I left the comment so everyone can see her shame. I have good friends and I felt good about it so that was a silver lining.

*hugs* I’m so sorry.

That is devastating. I am so sorry.

Odd, all I want to do is fuck. I guess we all cope with tragedy differently.

open your ham wallet and make a deposit

I met a new dude 2 days before the election. We’ve been fucking like rabbits, and it is the most nourishing escape I could ask for. Also, he reads bell hooks, it’s the wokest sex ever

Does she try and build a pillow and blanket wall around the bed and tell you it’s illegal to sleep there?

I need this reenacted in a movie.

Could be worse - I’m having Thanksgiving with my conservative family.

I was considering an IUD because my body apparently hates every form of The Pill I’ve tried, but two OBGYNs have low key advised me (youngish woman with no kids, eventually planning to have them) not to, as it can cause permanent scarring and trouble conceiving.

I’m happy I’m not single bc I would start every date with “so before we order any apps or drinks, I have one question.... did you vote for that shitbag?”

Without even realizing it, Jezebel has epitomized why females struggle to gain support in public office positions. Women simply don’t agree with one another. 43-fucking-% of women voted for Trump.

i’m on TEAM FUCK

well a) thanks for those images; and b) i feel like this might depend on ones relationship status. i have been a fucking WRECK this week, crying intermittently, feeling a really uncomfortable mixture of sadness, rage, and helplessness, and definitely have not been feeling super sexy. but my bf and i did have sex last…

Uh oh, I’m pretty sure the next step is trading you in for a younger husband.

Picture lying underneath another adult, ready for a few minutes of sex. Then, you close your eyes; in the darkness all you can see is Trump’s withered, puckered lips.

That is some weird role play.

alexa is reading the articles and siri is posting my comments...its as close to group sex as i’m likely to get.

Not sure about sex, but my wife keeps grabbing my ass and yelling “I’m a billionaire president and I can do anything I want!” I’m guessing there will be no sweet, sweet lovin’ at our house for quite awhile.

if i’m currently fucking, should i stop or finish?