Besides fuck his wife and sexually assault women, is there anything the Trumpster does without his demon spawn kids involved? (Heck, maybe he needs their help to do that too.) It seems that if he’s doing something, they’re involved. It’s like some incestuous clusterfuck of corruption.

Trump: I’m going to make you Secretary...

PAM. BONDI. I guess if you out can be bought once...

Fat slob of a motherfucker who pushed his staff in front of the bus with bridge closings. Fuck this guy to hell.

Damn, the Kushners can hold a grudge.

I think Skeletor would be great as the new Speaker of the House.

I just thought of another minor horror to add to the never-ending list of much larger ones that I am compiling of implications of Trump’s election:

Pam Bondi

I can barely do this anymore. Why is this nightmare neverending?

Jared Kushner right now:

It’s like every person you hate assembling to form an Asshole Voltron.

Makes sense — bring in swamp monsters to drain the swamp

Kinda devolves into a Dancing With The Stars cast list toward the end there

Let us take a small measure of solace in Christie’s continued public disgrace.

Haha the only thing I can truly laugh about in all of this is the fact that Christie is so fucked he can’t even get a job as a professional bootlicker for the President!

That whole family should go fuck a wood chipper.

His #1 priority right now is trying to get the Inaugural Ball on a Trump Property so he can make some coin off of it.