Government agencies, once you are full in, are really hard to get dumped out of.

Funny that all the people who love guns run away and panic at the mention of a gun.

My “nasty woman” shirt came today! I wore it with the Hillary pin my mom sent me to drop off my ballot. All voted up here.

Rome is fantastic. check out venice. the tides rise really high at that time of year Venice floods. I’ve been there in late nov. just keep in mind. you may need boots.

As a German, I approve this message.

Nuts. Single serve Nutella. Those cheese and crackers packets. Protein vs carbs - one of my kids had hypoglycemia and her doc recommends protein for snacks. When you’re feeling light headed - juice or soda for a quick recovery. String cheese doesn’t need a lot of refrigeration. Also, if you just want a hit of carbs…

Low blood sugar or high?

Been arguing with the hubs for two days. It’s special.

That’s too bad about your fuck buddy. I had one for a very long time and only geographical distance killed it. It just became too difficult to navigate. iM sorry yours was such a shitbag. s

ITALY!!! I leave for Italy on December 17th, and will be there until the 27th. It will be my honeymoon, and my fiancé and I are starting in Rome, then going to Orvieto, then Florence, and ending with Christmas in Venice!!! I’m so excited I can hardly stand it, and I NEED TIPS! We have hotels booked, and we’ve ordered…

I do the search Netflix and give up all the damn time. I’m so indecisive about my viewing choices.

If Theroux wanted to throw shade at Brad Pitt he wouldn’t have gone with a piece of art that takes ten minutes for someone to see the words...Fuck Brad Pitt. He would have shaded him with something like this.

Biden wouldn’t say dagnabit. I’d peg him as more of a doggonit kind of guy.

OK, now I’m curious: how many of you noticed “fuck Brad Pitt” in the wall of text? I just saw a wall of text and moved on to the next thing.

I wear that as a hat.

My newly-adult kid has (a) no desire to read news except from Snapchat, and (b) recently converted to a huge local megachurch. The stories she brings home are astonishing. I don’t think I hear the worst because I keep asking her to think critically, but:

My aunt truly believes that Huma and Hillary are lovers. She also thinks that women shouldn’t work because they take jobs away from men. Old-fashioned Spaniards are the worst!

I have this same sign over my mail slot:

“Just look around.”

“look at their eyes when they’re lookin’ at each other. It’s like that hungry look.”