Dear Black America,

We don’t believe his shit either. He can’t win in this ‘rigged’ election that is DESIGNED FOR RICH WHITE ASSHOLES JUST LIKE HIM. Maybe one day we can all just consider our fellow citizens as “Americans” without the race qualifier. Until then, we are holding out for Daisy, the Wiccan transgender…

Right now according to FiveThirtyEight polls only he’s only ahead by less than 6. I’ve read a good argument that because this election is so crazy the polls plus may not be as accurate this time around, but even there he’s ahead by less than 7. Compared to Obama losing Texas by around 17% four years ago, I think Texas…

Commentor Busslayer upthread summed it up best. It’s not about black voters, it’s about white voters. Specifically, it is about the white voters who are on the fence about casting their ballot for Trump due to his racism. This gives them the “out” they want. It soothes their nerves when they can say he reached out to…

The good news is that those White folks can go back to being ironically/casually/unintentionally/just sayin’/only asking questions/actually racist after the election and all will be right with their world.

Real question, not a joke: why is he bothering? His supporters don’t pretend to care about us, he damn sure never has, and he can’t really think any negro outside of Sheriff Selfhating Asskisser’s family will vote for him. Why spend a second on this speech? It’s done. At this point, I envision even Ben Carson will…

Some days this election makes me wonder if I’ve inadvertently taken acid and I’ve just been on a bad trip for like a year.

Dear Trump,

And after he died even. Glad they set it straight but that still freaking sucks.

Um, to turn sideways a bit: WhyTheHell were we importing “commercial blood products” from Haiti? Isn’t it bad enough that the French were collecting Haitian revolution compensation payments as late as the 1960's? What were we doing? Vampiring the lifeblood from the Haitian people?

Why would you post something that would actually make me feel bad for Mike Pence? I don’t care who you are, losing a pet is rough

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

No snark. It’s terrible. Extra hugs for my fur baby tonight.

No, NO, NO, NO, NO! DO NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANYTHING FOR MIKE PENCE!

Clinton did it: Wikileaks.

That dog was too good for them....he’s in a better place now.

I’m sorry for your loss.

I’d be livid if I were a student there. I’m livid *for* the students there. 

just come to colorado dude

congratulations byu, for slowly approaching the bare minimum of human decency. you’ll get there some day.

Utah’s one of those places I’d probably really like to live in if not for all the people there. Beautiful scenery, but easily the most unwelcoming state I’ve ever spent time in.