What bothers me is that this woman is a professor...

NOT ALL WHO BREAK ARE BROKEN, BUT SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BREAK YOUR OWN HEART, lmao what does this even meannnnnnnnn

I’m super hopeful that the CMT changeover will be a gamechanger. Last season was a mess.

Last season was such a goddamn shitshow that I was hate-watching it by the end. But I will probably watch season 5 because supposedly they got new show runners. I’m also a glutton and will ride shows until they die, no matter how bad it gets.

I found chat rooms in the 90s, at 13. My dumbass, neglected, abused self would’ve thrown herself at the opportunity to have a father figure show love, in any form. Shame on you, Weiner.

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…

I just binge-watched all 5 seasons of “The Wire.” Relatedly, I am also currently unemployed.

ATLANTA!! come jezzies, get on the Atlanta train!

Dude. I’m sure you’re a lovely human being and your children are lovely but I’m glad I don’t know you because you make me look like the World’s Worst Mother. (That is a joke, to be clear, because my sarcasm doesn’t always translate well to written form.) My girls were the ones with the smashed PBJ and the fruit…

Totally agreed. I am watching the VP debate with pasta bloat, a stained tshirt and dirty socks and this is a good day for me. She is flawless.

Sarandon is one step from batshit. All for Sanders people taking their passion to the convention, but people like her have enabled lots of plebes to feel holding their vote from Clinton is somehow moral. When the reality is that none seem to have matured past the ego of their enlightened first semester of freshmen…

WHAT DOES MRD STAND FOR? MAJOR RAGING DORK?!?!?!?!

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

Pretty sure ass is the only thing I’ve ever eaten in the shower.

Chicken sausage is her nickname for Justin Timberlake, right?

Manafort was probably so sick of dealing with this shit that he leaked the Ukrainian corruption story to the press himself.

It’s weird that he focused (from the very beginning) on the fact that he thinks she’s not ‘virtuous’ as if that changes HIS actions at all. He really doesn’t understand when some people don’t agree with him that his targets ‘deserve’ his abuse.

we need train reform

I thought they were humongous moths.