I’ve had dogs and cats as pets all of my life, but never had the need to teach them not to bite. They just don’t. Perhaps the people ramming their fists into their mouths are doing something else wrong.
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If Edge or Safari had the extensions that Chrome has, I’d switch right away but they don’t!
Thank you! These illustrations are great. I will now...think about doing some pushups? No, no, I’m really gonna commit to doing as many pushups on my knees as possible, today through Sunday, since I don’t have to work. I’m inspired!
I was on the Jersey Turnpike when I saw it. I was driving my family to New York for Thanksgiving and there, along…
i shop at Target and love them. They should hire this guy.
I love how most of these people default to “pussification” or “sissify.”
Goes to show that it’s all a matter of perspective. There are plenty of people in Manhattan making $600K who view themselves as poor. I want to punch them. :)
One of my sisters has an alcoholic sun. It’s all a damn mess, where he is. Divorce, loss of custody, kidney breakdown. How he got out of that last one, I don’t know, I didn’t ask.
But I told her — like she’s going to listen — to throw him out, coz he’s living there with her, and still at his ways. I told her, ‘better…
That looked like a win for the Timbers coach to me. Flipped the tissue, said "Scoreboard bitch", and walked away leaving the Dallas coach looking like a little kid....
Your company isn't your friend.
Extraordinarily good advice. I'm always baffled about (and a little sad for) people who mistake their office life for the real thing, and their colleagues for friends. Now, some colleagues can become friends, of course, but in my experience that's rare, and even more rare for the friendship to continue to prosper…
I think it's important to have an attitude that balances the fact that you are independent from the company and your relationship with it is "I scratch your back, you scratch mine", with the attitude that treats the company's time, money and resources as if they are your own, especially if you work somewhere that…
SO much easier to be like that when they're dead though.
how do you know his name is Surely?
1. Rip off the trolling motor, throw overboard.
Final step: Diarrhea.
Hiking (nothing crazy like the guy in "Into the Wild"). When I am stuck in a rut or feeling down, I always escape to the wilderness for some scenic hiking. There is just something about being surrounded by the beauty of the mountains, trees, and rivers that puts me at ease and has a calming effect on me. It always…
Once upon a time there was a beer. A beer with bold flavor and character. A beer that was supposedly America's first…
Best thing I ever did was to stop caring what people think of me and to stop hanging out with people that told you what other people think of you.
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Just look up your local kennel of the Hash House Harriers. Most metros in the world have one. Nothing like a drinking club with a running problem. You don't run? That's okay, you can "autowank" (drive the trail)! On on! HHH on wikipedia.