Youre saying I should cancel plans to spend 4 days with my just lovely Trump-humping in-laws this year? But how else will I get an explanation into how exactly they think Joe Biden will be incarcerated before January 20th! Over my dead body

Goddamit somone really needed to nail his ass to the wall...this soft soaping is getting monotonous and all he does is parrot. Get up front of the horseshit and tell him the answers he’s been shitting out ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

I don’t have a 76 911. I have a 76 912E that gets 33 miles per gallon. 

I absolutely can and absolutely will complain about 18 mpg. That is truly unacceptable.

That’s just wrong.  This country values money.

Just remember that the worst possible thing that could happen to you is you dying, but if you do, at least you don’t have to worry about coronavirus any longer.

Use a dry silicone spray instead of cooking spray if you think you must use any type of release agent at all. Socks over the wipers is a bad idea especially if there is going to be any type of wet precipitation at all during the storm or if temps go above freezing. The moisture will soak into the socks then freeze…

Would it kill her to accept an ounce of blame for running a piss-poor campaign and condemning us all to 4-8 years of Trump? Fuck her and the corporate funded jet she flew in on. She’s was and is part of the problem and the best thing she can do to be part of the solution is to go get lost in the woods again.

As a craft brewery aficionado, I totally hate this. I get it, craft brews are taking a bite out of the asses of the Big Boys, but piss on you AB, Coors, Heineken and ETC. For years you produced cheap piss-water beers for everyone to consume while having the knowledge and infrastructure to offer better. You said ‘Nah,…

So, umm....

Thank you! I don’t recline either, and have often wished none of the seats did. The amount doesn’t make it any more comfortable to me either. I also don’t like to intrude on the small amount of space the person behind me gets.

I get your point. :) From a scientific standpoint, the fact I experienced NOTHING from one brand and GOOD THINGS from another probably rules out a placebo effect in my case. Were it merely a placebo effect, I’d feel better/as good on one sour bear as I did on another. That has not been my experience, which is why I…

I want Old Man Weed. Stuff’s too strong these days. I want to smoke a bowl because I enjoy the smell and the taste and the ritual, but I want to be able to stand and hold a conversation. I want the cannabis equivalent of a craft session beer.

My atheism has never been more justified.

I was debating posting the funny republican Jesus memes or quoting my favorite passage from Frederick Douglass

yeah Fidelity paid him to plug Vanguard

Bullshit. The people leaving waste in the park are not doing it because of political statement, they are lazy and entitled people that feel they should be owed no inconvenience because of this, and don’t want to act like proper human beings.

Pixel 3 is the best phone I’ve owned by far.  Having Google Fi for international travel is a god send, and being first in line for updates is so much better than waiting months for Samsung.  The camera is excellent, call screening is great.  The performance and form factor of the 3 are ideal.  Apple doesn’t exist for…

If I had to pick one of them to fuck, I’d definitely go with Chuck Norris. If only to cuddle afterwards and learn once and for all whether it’s true that he doesn’t sleep. He waits.

This is the real deal. I’ve ruined over a dozen steaks like this until I learned how my grill worked in various weather conditions. The 3 3 2 2 is a good place to start and you can flip it more for a thicker piece. Don’t be afraid to cut a steak open to see how it is cooking. You aren’t going to ruin it that way.…