Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

I once caught my son’s pacifier before it hit the floor of a Walmart bathroom. His face hit it pretty hard, but the pacifier stayed clean.

Everything about this kills me, but what really got me was the Jim Halpert-style look into the camera at the end. I can’t imagine a more perfect 13 seconds.

They should pad thai refs so this won’t happen in the future.

It’s hard to beat the original Power Wagon for sheer truckiness. Simplicity and functionality are handsome.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

He’s a kicker, not a punter.

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

The NFL is handling this so shellfishly.

A deuce is a deuce

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

found the official track statement:

I feel for the kid, when he came to they probably asked him his name, to which his likely reply was, “Fuck. It’s still Cade.”

Record: 14-1

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

I hear his brothers are really messy, though.