“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

When keeping it real...goes wrong.

“It’s one thing if it was true, but I have to say I’m pretty devastated that they’d go so far to make something up to mock and ridicule me so much.”

“No whey!”

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

You asked for an engine that burns air in fuel in a violent way. Behold the explosive startup of the McLaren M8 at around 39 seconds.

I am not interested in the excuses of men who hit women.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

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Looks like the engine’s shot.

I bet he got off at the wrong station.

How to know if you bought the wrong car ? Easy.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

- Me, when I saw that big wheel

Stop it so hard the rust all falls off.

Yep. I took a co-workers original Xbox home to swap out the DVD drive after it had failed. It seemed fine on the outside, but once I got it open, it reeked of cigarettes. I tossed the drive on my pile of old PC hardware and I noticed it still smelled weeks later. Thankfully it wasn't all that dusty though.

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

Spanner.

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