Being Fredo Trump

Pity poor Tom Friedman then, friendless except for the occasional fleeting embrace by random taxi drivers.

He's white, he's male, he can learn his lines. Mystery solved.

Pff, I don't even own a harpsichord!

You are also an awesome person.

I don't know about peak, but I'm pretty sure the Point Of No Return on the downwards slope is in 1997 somewhere.

You are an awesome person.

Yup.

Normally, I'd agree. But there was way too much ham up there. All you really needed was Oliver Platt and Betty White being larger than life. Didn't really need Bill Pullman and Bridget Fonda trying to go that route as well.

She was notable in Lake Placid for being the only one who was acting and not over-acting.

You can still make it work for you. My wife's best friend will literally buy cards months or years in advance just to get the exact right card for the right occasion and person.

Yeah, in post-WW2 US politics, you'll never go broke betting on the rock star to win. Which, in 2016 was Trump by a fucking mile.

Yeah, this bugs the shit out of me. No one's pretending the Democrats are perfect, but they've certainly done more in the last few years than just say "We're not Republicans". But party platforms are boring, and actual useful legislation doesn't generate headlines, so we get these capsule descriptions, which in the…

At least he made an effort to not straight up murder people, unlike Batfleck.

Pfft, shorty.

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I get why people think she's pretty, but that face is all right angles. It's not natural.

No, they just act like him.

Yeah, the decision to go with that particular digital look really didn't work for a story set in the 1920s.

"introduce a slightly annoying child into the mix"