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I’d bet money she was a nightmare to work under too. She also appears not to know that there is an app for paying for things at Starbucks, which you should know if you’re the manager. I’ve dealt with many asshole customers in my life, and she’s still not getting an ounce of sympathy from me.

If I were Ann Romney, I would be drunk all the time. But also, and more importantly, less racist.

As a Mormon, probably none of those. But I’d believe an antidepressant overdose as that seems to be the drug of choice in Utah.

Are you drunk?

You don’t think it’s at all noteworthy that Romney (of ‘you people’ fame) is appropriating hip hop culture and all but donning blackface?

The best thing about this is that you KNOW if Michelle Obama did that she would never live it down. The privilege of just trying some persona on for fun is real.

Drunk? Maybe. Probably. Drunk on power? 30 years running. Drunk on vapid stupidity? Yes. Drunk on hypocrisy? I don’t have a chart powerful enough to measure that.

Did she get kicked in the head by her fancy horse or something?

This is what happens when you let them drink soda.

It's a good thing second hand embarrassment isn't fatal.

Oh for fucks sake Ann.

I feel you too, and in the peak periods the adrenaline can really flow while you’re trying to micromanage 20 different orders and I felt like I was close to snapping at times too. That said, if I ever did snap in this fashion without a probable cause I probably shouldn’t be allowed to keep the job.

I loved Geri’s wedding gown. Lovely lace, very flattering & the back was pretty & sexy.

All the reports I read said she got married in a church and she’s never been married before, I thought the idea of not dressing as fancy was for second and subsequent weddings.

I believe he poses with tiga, looking for a 3some.

Yea, I’m sure that will end well, if true.

Eye-black and some sunglasses would be a way cheaper way to go:

I’ve always hated crowded coffee shops that call out people’s names (often after they’ve written them down wrong) and then get mad when you don’t immediately hear them. It feels shitty to have the failings of a disorganized system be blamed on you.